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Playscript for 10 Nasreddin Stories.
Nasreddin and the coat
Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Nasreddin’s wife
Nasreddin
the Class (for noises)
Narrator 1: It’s 8 o’clock in the morning. Nasreddin’s wife is in the
kitchen. Nasreddin is upstairs.
Nasreddin’s wife: Nasreddin! Your breakfast’s ready!
Nasreddin: Coming!
Class: THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Nasreddin’s wife: Oh my goodness! What was that loud noise?
Narrator 2: Nasreddin’s wife drops the plates…….
Class: CRASH!
Narrator 2: ………. runs into the hall. Nasreddin is on the floor at the
bottom of the stairs.
Nasreddin’s wife: What was that loud noise? Are you alright, Nasreddin?
Nasreddin: Yes, I’m fine, my dear. It was my coat. It fell down the stairs.
Nasreddin’s wife: But coats don’t make a noise! I heard a loud THUMP!
THUMP! THUMP!
Nasreddin: Well, you see, my dear, I was inside it at the time.
Nasreddin and the meat
Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Narrator 3
Narrator 4
Narrator 5
Narrator 6
Narrator 7
Nasreddin
the Butcher
Nasreddin’s wife
Leila
Hanife
the Class (noises)
Narrator 1: It’s eight o’clock in the morning. Nasreddin is in the butcher’s
shop.
Butcher: Good morning, Nasreddin
Nasreddin: Good morning, butcher. Can I have three kilos of meat,
please?
Butcher: Here you are, Nasreddin.
Nasreddin: Thank you, butcher.
Narrator 2: Nasreddin goes home and gives the meat to his wife.
Nasreddin: Here are three kilos of meat from the butcher’s, my dear.
Nasreddin’s wife: Thank you, Nasreddin.
Narrator 3: Nasreddin goes to the door.
Nasreddin: I’m going to work. Goodbye.
Nasreddin’s wife: Goodbye Nasreddin!
Narrator 4: Nasreddin’s wife goes outside. She sees her friends, Leila
and Hanife. She calls them.
Nasreddin’s wife: Leila! Hanife! Come and have lunch with me today! I have
some good meat.
Leila and Hanife: Thank you. See you later.
Narrator 5: Nasreddin comes home from work in the evening. He’s
hungry.
Nasreddin: Hello, my dear. Is my dinner ready? I’m hungry.
Nasreddin’s wife: Yes, Nasreddin. Here it is.
Narrator 6: Nasreddin’s wife puts a plate of bread and onions on the
table.
Nasreddin: What’s this? Bread and onions! Where’s the meat that I gave
you this morning?
Nasreddin’s wife: The cat ate it.
Narrator 7 : Nasreddin picks up the cat and puts him on the scales.
Class: Miaow! Miaow!
Nasreddin: Mm. This is very strange!
Nasreddin’s wife: What is strange, Nasreddin?
Nasreddin: Well, if the cat weighs exactly three kilos, where’s the meat?
And if this is the meat, where’s the cat?
Nasreddin and the beggar
Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Narrator 3
Narrator 4
Nasreddin
the Beggar
the Class (noises)
Narrator 1: One day Nasreddin sees some water on his bedroom floor.
Class: PLOP! PLOP! PLOP!
Nasreddin: Oh dear! There’s a hole in the roof. I must repair it.
Narrator 2: Nasreddin takes his ladder and climbs up it. He starts work.
Then a beggar arrives. He calls to Nasreddin.
Beggar: Hey! Nasreddin!
Nasreddin: What do you want?
Beggar: Come down here and I’ll tell you!
Nasreddin: I’m busy.
Beggar: Come down. It’s important.
Narrator 3: Nasreddin isn’t very happy but he climbs down the ladder.
Nasreddin: Well? What do you want?
Beggar: I’m a poor man. Can you give me some money?
Nasreddin: Come with me!
Narrator 4: Nasreddin and the beggar climb up the ladder. They sit on
the roof. Nasreddin turns to the beggar.
Nasreddin: No!
Nasreddin and the professor
Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Narrator 3
Narrator 4
Nasreddin
the Professor
the Class (noises)
Narrator 1: A professor makes an appointment with Nasreddin. He wants
to talk about a difficult problem.
Professor: I’ll come to your house at 12 o’clock tomorrow Nasreddin.
Nasreddin: Very well, Professor. See you tomorrow.
Narrator 2: The next day the Professor arrives at Nasreddin’s house. He
knocks on the door……..
Class: KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Narrator 2: ….. but nobody answers.
Professor: That’s strange. There’s nobody at home. I’ll knock again.
Class: KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Narrator 2: Nobody answers. The Professor looks through the windows
but he can’t see anybody. The Professor is angry.
Professor: He’s not there. I’ll write a message on his door.
Narrator 3: The Professor takes a piece of chalk and writes the word …
Class: IDIOT!
Narrator3: ……… on the door. Nasreddin arrives home later and sees the
word on his door.
Nasreddin: Oh dear! My appointment with the professor!
Narrator: 4: Nasreddin runs to the Professor’s house and knocks on the
door.
Class: KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Professor: Oh! Hello, Nasreddin.
Nasreddin: I’m very sorry, Professor. I completely forgot our
appointment. Please forgive me. I remembered it only when I
saw your name on my door!
Nasreddin and the lost key
Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Nasreddin
the Neighbour
the Class (group 1)
the Class (group 2)
the Class (group 3)
Narrator 1: One evening Nasreddin’s neighbour sees Nasreddin on his
hands and knees among the cabbages.
Neighbour: What are you doing, Nasreddin?
Nasreddin: I’m looking for my key.
Neighbour: I’ll help you.
Narrator 2: He starts looking for the key too. There is a full moon so they
can see very well. They look among …
Class (group 1): The cabbages!
Narrator 2: …. and among
Class (group 2): The onions!
Narrator 2: …. and among
Class (group 3): The carrots!
Narrator 2: ….. but they don’t find the key.
Neighbour: Where exactly did you lose your key, Nasreddin?
Nasreddin: In my house.
Neighbour: Then why are we looking for it out here in the garden?
Nasreddin: Because there is more light out here than in my house.
Nasreddin and the bear hunt
Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Narrator 3
Nasreddin
the Sultan
the Neighbour
the Class
Narrator 1: One day the Sultan invites Nasreddin to go on a bear hunt
with him.
Sultan: Nasreddin, Come with me tomorrow. I’m going on a bear
hunt.
Narrator 2: Nasreddin is afraid of bears but he can’t say ‘no’ to the
Sultan.
Nasreddin: Thank you, Sultan. I’ll be at the palace early tomorrow
morning.
Sultan: Good! Come at 6 o’clock.
Narrator 3: Nasreddin is away for five days. When he returns to his
village, he meets his neighbour.
Neighbour: So, what was the bear hunt like?
Nasreddin: It was fantastic!
Neighbour: How many bears did you see?
Class: ONE? TWO? THREE? FOUR? FIVE? TWENTY?
Nasreddin: None!
Neighbour: Then, why did you say the bear hunt was fantastic?
Nasreddin: Because when the sultan invites you to go on a bear hunt
and you’re afraid of bears, NOT seeing any bears IS
fantastic!
Nasreddin and the crow
Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Narrator 3
Narrator 4
Narrator 5
Narrator 6
Nasreddin
Nasreddin’s wife
the Class
Narrator 1: One day Nasreddin brings home a piece of soap. He gives it
to his wife.
Nasreddin: Here’s some soap, my dear. Can you wash my shirt, please?
Nasreddin’s wife: Certainly, Nasreddin. I’ll wash it now.
Narrator 2: Nasreddin’s wife goes into the garden. She starts washing
the shirt. Suddenly, a big black crow flies down.
Class: CAW! CAW! CAW!
Narrator 3: It takes the soap and flies away.
Narrator 4: Nasreddin’s wife looks up and sees the bird in a tree. She’s
angry.
Nasreddin’s wife
and class: BAD CROW! BAD CROW! BRING BACK THE SOAP!
BRING BACK THE SOAP!
Narrator 5: Nasreddin hears the noise in the garden. He runs out of the
house.
Nasreddin: Are you alright, my dear? Why are you shouting?
Nasreddin’s wife: That crow took my soap!
Narrator 6: Nasreddin looks at the crow in the tree. He smiles.
Nasreddin: Look at the colour of my shirt, and look at the colour of that
bird!
He obviously needs the soap more than I do!
Nasreddin and the museum guide
Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Nasreddin
the Museum Guide
Tourist 1
Tourist 2
the Class
Narrator 1: One day Nasreddin is in a museum with some tourists. The
museum guide shows them a pot.
Museum Guide: This pot is five thousand years old.
Nasreddin: Excuse me, but I think it’s five thousand and four years old.
Class: WOW! Nasreddin is very intelligent.
Tourist 1: He knows more about old pots than our guide.
Narrator 1: The guide is angry.
Museum Guide: GRRRR!
Narrator 2: The guide takes them to another room. He shows them some
gold coins.
Museum Guide: These coins are three thousand years old.
Nasreddin: Three thousand and four years old.
Class: WOW! Nasreddin is very intelligent.
Tourist 2: He knows more about old coins than our guide.
Narrator 2: The guide is angry.
Museum Guide: GRRRR! How can you know the exact date Nasreddin?
Nasreddin: It’s very easy. You said the coins were three thousand years
old when I was here four years ago!
Class: HA! HA! HA!
Nasreddin and the woodcutter
Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Narrator 3
Nasreddin
the Woodcutter
the Class
Narrator 1: One day Nasreddin goes to the forest. He sees his friend the
woodcutter there.
Woodcutter: Hello, Nasreddin. What are you doing here in the forest?
Nasreddin: I want to be a woodcutter.
Woodcutter: But, Nasreddin, woodcutters must be young and strong.
Nasreddin: Try me!
Woodcutter: Alright. Look! There are five hundred trees in that field over
there. Go and cut them down.
Narrator 2: Nasreddin goes away and starts cutting down the trees.
Class: CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!
Narrator 2: He comes back three days later.
Woodcutter: Hello Nasreddin! How many trees did you cut down?
Class: A HUNDRED? TWO HUNDRED? THREE HUNDRED?
FOUR HUNDRED?
Nasreddin: All of them.
Narrator 3: It’s true. There aren’t any trees in the field. The woodcutter is
surprised.
Woodcutter: Where did you learn to cut down trees so fast, Nasreddin?
Nasreddin: In the Sahara desert.
Woodcutter: But there aren’t any trees in the Sahara desert.
Nasreddin: There aren’t any now!
Nasreddin and the rock
Cast:
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Narrator 3
Nasreddin
First Friend
Second Friend
the Class
Narrator 1: Nasreddin has a lot of friends.
Narrator 2: Some of them are old and some of them are young.
Narrator 3: Nasreddin and his friends are in a field. They are talking.
Nasreddin: Old men are more intelligent than young men.
First friend: That’s true.
Second friend: But young men are stronger than old men.
Nasreddin: I don’t agree. I am still as strong as when I was a young man.
Class: How is that possible? Explain that, please, Nasreddin!
Nasreddin: Well, can you see that big rock over there?
Class: Yes.
Nasreddin: When I was a young man, I tried to move it but I couldn’t. I
am an old man now and when I try to move it, I still can’t!
